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• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
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• creen: "Second season"] Homer: [disguising his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me....
• Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
  There is one last student here to see you....
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Mr. Smithers, in the future, to a dead but cyrogenically preserved Mr.
  Burns: Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back....
• Burns: Hello, children! I bring you love! Willy
  Aah! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it! Smithe...
• Troy: This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr.
  Burns. [pause] Then they found out it was the baby....