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• I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
• God: Thou hast forsaken My Church! Homer: [in fear] Uh, kind-of.
  .. b-but... God: But what! Homer: I'm not a bad guy!...
• Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?
  I mean, isn't God everywhere? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
• I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it! -- Homer Alone, "Homer the Heretic