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Simpsons Sly Social Commentary
- A sign for Kent Brockman's TV station in the future reads:
CNNBCBS: A division of ABC
Episode: 2F15 Lisa's...
- Lisa: Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield.
Mrs. Parkfield:
Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the finest family...
- Lisa on Lollapalooza: Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
Episode: 3F21...
- Bart: Eh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Episode: 3F21...
- Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude?
Teen1: I don't...
- Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
Uh... Christianity.
Episode: 3F21...
- Kim Gordon: Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music,
and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning...
- Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool...
- Skinner at the entrance to a historical park: Five dollars a child?
Last year it was free!
Woman at counter: Hmph, new...
- Principal Skinner: Mr. Burns, what is the secret to your success?
Mr. Burns: Family, religion, loyalty... these are the...
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