Bart: I Can't Believe I've Gotta Spend All My Free Time Dusting Doilies In A Smelly Run-down Dump For A Creepy Old Witch.

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Bart: I can't believe I've gotta spend all my free time dusting doilies
in a smelly run-down dump for a creepy old witch.
[pulls a curtain, behind which we see a number of scantily-clad
girls dancing can-can and people gambling]
Lady, I gotta tell ya, I have been grossly misinformed about
-- That's `wiccans' to you, "Bart After Dark"