Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?

Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant
boot?
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable
offense. It's one of their proudest traditions.
[Australian flag shows a union jack, the boot, and a butt]
[Bart is bent over by the Andy; the boot man winds up]
Homer: You sold us out, Conover! [breaks free]
[pulls boot off boot man, threatens others with it]
[puts boot on, grabs Andy]
Stand back, or I'll boot your Prime Minister! I'll do it, so
help me God I'll boot him!
When will you Australians learn? In America we _stopped_ using
corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The
streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the
darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their
computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children
run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "Let your
children run wild and free."
-- Homer mounts the soapbox, "Bart vs. Australia"