So, Like Us, Let Your Children Run Wild And Free, Because As The Old Saying Goes, Let Your Children Run Wild And Free.
So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia
Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better!
The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys....
Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....
Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....
Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your salmon, that's your business.
But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with me? -- Homer Simpson Much Apu About Nothing...
Bart: It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat soldiers.
Skinner: All right, children, switch. [one of the soldiers spots the children] Man 4...
Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
.. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....
Please stand for the National Anthem: Australian's all, let us rejoice, For we are young and free.
We've golden soil and wealth for toil Our home is girt by sea....
Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?