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• Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better!
  The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys....
• Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
  Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....
• So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Australia...
• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
• Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
  Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
• Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $
  900 collect call? Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it i...
• Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
  With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....
• Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
  Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....