The Weak And Nerdy Are Admired For Their Computer-programming Abilities.
The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia
Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better!
The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys....
Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....
So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
-- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Australia...
Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $
900 collect call? Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it i...
Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....
Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....