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• Don't bother to brag about your ancestors, since the records fail to show that Adam and Eve were ever married!
• There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
  -- Ed Howe...
• People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.
  -- Ed Howe...
• Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear all about the men she could've married, and she didn't have to hear all about the dishes his mother cooked.
• When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. -- Ed Howe
• Exactly what Adam and Eve were ashamed of is never clearly explained, anywhere.
  And why did they cover their loins? Why not their noses or elbows or big toes?...
• There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. Eve had an Apple.
• When our first parents were driven out of Paradise, Adam is believed to have remarked to Eve
  `My dear, we live in an age of transition.' -- Dean William R. Inge...
• Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
  (Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...