None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The records do
not show that Adam and Eve were married.
-- Ed Howe
not show that Adam and Eve were married.
-- Ed Howe
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and that is to enjoy earning it. -- Ed... - People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do
something they can't do.
-- Ed... - Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear all
about the men she could've married,
and she didn't have to hear all about the dishes his... - When you can't do anything else to a boy,
you can make him wash his face.
-- Ed... - Exactly what Adam and Eve were ashamed of is never clearly explained,
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Eve had an Apple... - When our first parents were driven out of
Paradise,
Adam is believed to have remarked to Eve: `My dear... - Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam:
"Who else?" (Original Joke involves same folks as...
From the same category:
- The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard... - Everyone likes flattery, and when it comes to royalty,
you should lay it on with a trowel. -- Benjamin... - Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not
have chosen a suit by it.
Maurice... - What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things,
when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one... - The more I see of man . . . the more I like dogs.
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Madam de...
