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  They're calling them WAKE & BAKE....
• Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
  It's called penis elbow....
• Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? ... Seats 500.
• Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
  Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting age....
• Did you hear that the first aphrodisiac-laxative is about to hit the market -- under the name Easy Come, Easy Go.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
• Did you hear about the new building demolition company? They call themselves "Ediface Wrecks".