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• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
  They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie there and go bang, bang, bang....
• Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
• Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use. It is called DecaDent.
• Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
• Did you hear about the ultimate in singles bars. It's a place where girls have to show their I.
  U.D.'s to be admitted....
• Did you hear about an entrepreneur whose idea is to set up weight-guessing stands in singles bars.
  It could be referred to as a weigh-a-lay plan....