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• Did you hear about the rumor that Disneyland plans to promote a bumper sticker reading,DO A MOUSE A FAVOR
  EAT A PUSSY!...
• Did you hear about the rumor that Walt Disney Productions is going to remake "Beaver Valley" as a skin flick.
• Did you hear about the rumor that an FBI agent who was given task of shadowing a gay liberation leader has been summarily dismissed because he blew his assignment.
• Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze.
• Did you hear that some supermarkets are now selling six-packs of whipped cream -- in case you're going to an orgy.
• Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
  It's to be called Heirspray, of course....
• Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
  Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?...
• Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? ... Seats 500.