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  Crowd: We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears....
• Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet...
• Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine? Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
• Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
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• Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
• Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
• Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus because he thought someone would grab his seat.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose apart so he could see how it ran.