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• Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• Did you hear about the jealous black activist who suspected that his wife was involved in some honkie-panky.
• Did you hear about the perverted australian who left his wife and returned to Sydney.
• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
• Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look good in something long and flowing, so he pushed her into the Mississippi River.
• Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.