She used to be self-conscious about her large breasts, but now she feels
they're a turn-on!
they're a turn-on!
Related:
- She used to love her heroin but now she's under ground -- Guns 'n Rose
- She's so self-centered she occupies a special place in her heart.
- She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
- She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
- Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
- You will become obsessively self-conscious about those knobby knees.
- She's dead, Jim. Now get off her. -- McCoy
- Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
- To the unwashed public, that woman is a star. But
to those who know her, she's a commodity who would
sell her own bowel movement.
-- Anthony Newley re: ex-wife Joan Colli...

