She Used To Be Self-conscious About Her Large Breasts, But Now She Feels They're A Turn-on!
She used to be self-conscious about her large breasts, but now she feels
they're a turn-on!
She used to love her heroin but now she's under ground -- Guns 'n Rose
She's so self-centered she occupies a special place in her heart.
She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
You will become obsessively self-conscious about those knobby knees.
She's dead, Jim. Now get off her. -- McCoy
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
To the unwashed public, that woman is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement.
-- Anthony Newley re: ex-wife Joan Colli...