She Used To Love Her Heroin But Now She's Under Ground -- Guns 'n Rose
She used to love her heroin but now she's under ground
-- Guns 'n Roses
She used to be self-conscious about her large breasts, but now she feels they're a turn-on!
Strew on her roses, roses, And never a spray of yew!
In quiet she reposes; Ah, would that I did too! -- Matthew Arnold (1822-1888) -- Requiesca...
Whaddya have to DO to get kicked out of Guns 'N Roses?
Roses are red, she said, and violents are blue.
She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
Why her? "Sir, I believe she was the intended target of the abduction.
'Why would they want to take a Federation hostage?...
Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her incredible eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance, and peace.
"'Bye for now," she said warmly. -- Thea Alexander (2150 A.D.)...