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Random Fortunes
- Death by suffocation is a piece of apple strudel next
to a night with you...
- Love is a cruel and bitter way of paying you back for
all the faith you
ever had in your brain...
- Okay, blow jobs. Here's the secret: Few people actually enjoy giving blow jobs,
as blow jobs are hard, awkward, drool-inducing work...
- She used to be self-conscious about her large breasts,
but now she feels
they're a turn-on...
- Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids,
we'd
be sitting around in darkened rooms munching...
- Eating, drinking,
smelling flowers and even the sensations of waste elimination...
- Lately,
the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer...
- Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."
-
Ross...
- Politics is for the moment, an equation lasts eternity"
-
Albert...
- LSD melts in your mind,
not in your hand...
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