- I've got a patent pending on swallowing, oxidation, and chewing gum.
- Death by suffocation is a piece of apple strudel next to a night with you.
- Love is a cruel and bitter way of paying you back for all the faith you ever had in your brain.
- Okay, blow jobs. Here's the secret: Few people actually enjoy giving blow jobs,
as blow jobs are hard, awkward, drool-inducing work.
Sore jaws and stiff necks are to be expected, and, as incentives go... - She used to be self-conscious about her large breasts, but now she feels they're a turn-on!
- Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd be sitting around in darkened rooms munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
- Eating, drinking, smelling flowers and even the sensations of waste elimination can become special experiences on MDMA.
- Lately, the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my distaste
for manual labor.
-- Dilbe... - Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
-- Ross MacDonald... - Politics is for the moment, an equation lasts eternity" -- Albert Einstei
