- I've got a patent pending on swallowing, oxidation
and chewing gum... - Death by suffocation is a piece of apple strudel next
to a night with you... - Love is a cruel and bitter way of paying you back for
all the faith you ever had in your brain... - Okay, blow jobs. Here's the secret: Few people actually enjoy giving blow jobs
as blow jobs are hard, awkward, drool-inducing work... - She used to be self-conscious about her large breasts
but now she feels they're a turn-on... - Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids
we'd be sitting around in darkened rooms munching... - Eating, drinking
smelling flowers and even the sensations of waste elimination... - Lately, the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my distaste
for manual labor
--... - Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure
Ross... - Politics is for the moment, an equation lasts eternity
Albert...
