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• Troy: What the hell -- Oh! We got a call. Homer: Ha ha!
  Some idiot actually called in. Troy: Hello? What's your name?...
• Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a world of makebelieve.
  With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic frogs with funny little hats....
• I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
  I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
• Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and this casino to join.
  .. [points at Homer] Homer: Homer. Minister: ......
• Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? -- Homer Simpson Marge vs. the Monorail
• Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown! -- Homer Simpson Secrets of a Successful Marriage
• Homer: I've never reached to you before but my wife is in her hour of need.
  Your help could make all the difference in the world....
• SMILEY 3 :-) Bart Simpso
• It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
  -- Homer Simpso...