"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
-- Fran Lebowitz
-- Fran Lebowitz
Related:
- Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
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Fran... - Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you
will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Fran... - Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Fran Lebowitz, "Social... - Pro: Children ask better questions than do adults. "May I have a cookie?"
"Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to
elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" "Why haven't you
called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"
Con:
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious... - If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient
evidence of a poetic nature,
do not forget that actions speak louder than words... - I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.
Pleasant because one is in the best possible company... - All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are,
in fact, barely presentable. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan... - Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when
unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
Fran... - I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play
or not.
Fran...
From the same category:
- Men aren't necessities.
They're luxuries. ... - What we see depends mainly on what we look for
John... - Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
'user-friendly'.
Their best approach, so far, has been to take all... - Humanity is moving in a circle.
The progress in mechanical things of the past hundred... - We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing,
while others judge us by what we have already done...
