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• Argue only when you have a chance of winning.
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." -- Fran Lebowitz
• Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not possibly have met.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• May you get the winning lottery ticket and a hole in your pocket.
• Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure.
  I kept my face. -- Barbara Cartland...
• Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...