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• All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
  The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through....
• We are all God's children--by a previous marriage.
• The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive?
  2. Is it amusing? 3. Does it know its place? -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life...
• There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death.
  Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behaviour....
• If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life...
• Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Grandkids - God's reward for not strangling your own children.
• Pro: Children ask better questions than do adults. "May I have a cookie?
  "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?...
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. -- Fran Lebowitz