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• Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Libertas et natale solum: Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Verses occasioned by Whitshed's Motto on his Coach...
• Lord M. What religion is he of? Lord Sp. Why, he is an Anythingarian.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• Books, the children of the brain. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub, Sect. i
• T is as cheap sitting as standing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• I shall be like that tree,--I shall die at the top.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Scott's Life of Swif...
• He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)...
• I hate nobody: I am in charity with the world.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...