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• Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I thought you and he were hand-in-glove.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• T is as cheap sitting as standing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• She has more goodness in her little finger than he has in his whole body.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I hate nobody: I am in charity with the world.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• Sharp 's the word with her. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue iii
• There 's two words to that bargain.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue iii...