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• I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. Jonathan Swif
• Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Where Young must torture his invention To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Poetry, a Rhapsody...
• There 's two words to that bargain.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue iii...
• Do you think I was born in a wood to be afraid of an owl?
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• I mean you lie--under a mistake. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i
• If it had been a bear it would have bit you.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• I thought you and he were hand-in-glove.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• The sight of you is good for sore eyes.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...