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• T is as cheap sitting as standing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• I mean you lie--under a mistake. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i
• Do you think I was born in a wood to be afraid of an owl?
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• I won't quarrel with my bread and butter.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• If it had been a bear it would have bit you.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• She looks as if butter wou'dn't melt in her mouth.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• I thought you and he were hand-in-glove.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• She 's no chicken; she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...