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• I have fed like a farmer: I shall grow as fat as a porpoise.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I always like to begin a journey on Sundays, because I shall have the prayers of the Church to preserve all that travel by land or by water.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed." -- Jonathan Swif
• Books, the children of the brain. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub, Sect. i
• T is as cheap sitting as standing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. Jonathan Swif
• I shall digitize or die !!!
• Not die here in a rage, like a poisoned rat in a hole.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Letter to Bolingbroke, March 21, 1729...
• I hate nobody: I am in charity with the world.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...