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• I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. Jonathan Swif
• Lord M. What religion is he of? Lord Sp. Why, he is an Anythingarian.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I thought you and he were hand-in-glove.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• That is as well said as if I had said it myself.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• T is as cheap sitting as standing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• I have fed like a farmer: I shall grow as fat as a porpoise.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...