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• The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
  I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash...
• If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. -- Ogden Nash
• Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
• O When you meet a special person =`\<, And it feels good passing time.
  (=)/(=) You tell yourself it's casual, But they have something else in mind....
• ack n. The set of things a person has to do in the future.
  One speaks of the next project to be attacked as having risen to the top of the stack....