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  -- Joan Rive...
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• He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick, And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
  -- O. Nash, on the perfect husband...
• A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
  Ogden Nash...
• Helen: Now, this is a trust exercise. You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.
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• Murphy's Third Law for Wives: Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.