A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick
and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash
and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash
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- He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
O. Nash, on the perfect... - When you're up to your hips in alligators,
You forget the original project was to drain the swamp... - Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your
head.
Jack E.... - When you fly, you will be seated next to one of the following types:
a greasy salesman on the make; a fat guy who takes... - I'm 33, single ... Don't you think it's a generalization you should be
married at 33?
That's like looking at somebody who's 70 and saying... - Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you
meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden... - Trust your husband, adore your husband,
and get as much as you can in your own name.
Joan...
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- I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to
kill.
Mahatma... - The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting
for our wits to grow sharper. Eden... - Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained
by stupidity. Nick... - Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.
Friedrich Wilhelm... - When you choose the lesser of two evils,
always remember that it is still an evil. Max...
