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• In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
• Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
• An epicece Gnome of Zurich, wearing a three-piece suit and carrying a safety deposit box materializes in the room.
  You seem to have forgotten to deposit your valuables," he says, tapping the lid of the box impatiently....
• Please deposit .25 for the first 3 minutes.
• This login session will be: $43.95, please deposit in disk drive.
• Please to bathe inside the tub. -- In a Japanese hotel room
• In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. -- In a Vienna hotel
• From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditione
  Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself....
• Please do not steal towel. If you are not such person to do such thing, please do not read notis.
  -- Sign in Japaneese hotel...