Please To Bathe Inside The Tub. -- In A Japanese Hotel Room
Please to bathe inside the tub.
-- In a Japanese hotel room
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditione
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself....
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -- In a Japanese hotel
Born in a hotel room--and God damn it--died in a hotel room.
--Eugene O'Neill, playwright, 1888-1953...
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
-- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953...
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
Please do not steal towel. If you are not such person to do such thing, please do not read notis.
-- Sign in Japaneese hotel...
Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
-- Sign in a Tokyo hotel...
My hotel room is so small that when I die they won't have to put me in a casket.
They'll just put handles on the room. -- Herb Shrine...