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• FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION-DOLLAR DEPOSIT." -- Sign on bank
• A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but to deposit the money in his checking account.
  -- Bill Bryso...
• Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
  -- Dan Quayle...
• Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
• If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...