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• Please to bathe inside the tub. -- In a Japanese hotel room
• If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
  -- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
• You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -- In a Japanese hotel
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain!
  I own the electric company, and the water works -- plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!...
• McCoy: "Damn it, Jim, what the hell's the matter with you?
  Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?...
• Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
  God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...
• TOAC: Turn Off Air Conditione
• Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
  Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Home...