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• Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
  -- Sign in a Tokyo hotel...
• Please! Do not break character!
• Do you know where your towel is?
• Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
• Please do Not: Fold, Spindle, or Cogitate
• Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt.
• Writers, composers, entertainers and such know an awful truth
  it is easier to please a million people you don't know than to please one person you do know....
• Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!} Home
  {Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before....
• I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
  -- Sign in office...