Here lies Jan Smith, wife of Thomas Smith, marble Cutter. This monument
was erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and a specimen of
his work. Monuments of this same style are two hundred and fifty
dollars.
-- Gravestone Inscription
was erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and a specimen of
his work. Monuments of this same style are two hundred and fifty
dollars.
-- Gravestone Inscription
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- Receptionist: Will you be paying by cash or check?
Homer: Cash of course! I've got two hundred and fifty... - Here lies my wife: her let her lie!
Now she's at rest,
and so am I. -- John Dryden, epitaph intended for... - Sodom and Gomorrah! Wicked people destroyed by a tremendous conflagration,
belching forth fire, hell, and brimstone from the heavens... - A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed
from her... - A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked... - A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties.
He should insult her in the privacy of the home. ... - Dear, never forget one little point: It's my business.
You just work here. -- Elizabeth Arden (to her... - A man who enters into marriage thinking he will educate his wife is guilty
of the same stupidity as a wife who enters into marriage thinking she will
reform her new husband.
Both of these folks are in for a lot of reform and... - MONUMENT, n. A structure intended to commemorate something which
either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.
The bones of Agammemnon are a show, And ruined...
