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• All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.
  -- James Thurbe...
• Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
  Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...
• For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme.
  ___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so....
• He who puts up with insult invites injury. Jewish Proverb
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• She developed a persistent troubled frown which gave her the expression of someone who is trying to repair a watch with his gloves on.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961)...
• If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.
  -- Arthur H. Boultbee (This is best applied to the statements of politicians and TV pundits.)...
• if IsStolen(Tagline) then Insult(Thief)
• IOP: Insult OPerato