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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and screamed, "Erlenmeyer!
  My joules! Someone has stolen my joules!" "Now, now, my dear," replied her husband, "keep your balance and reflux a moment....
• I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country i
  hey like to run their own business. I know men that would make my wife a better husband than I am...
• I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country i
  hey like to run their own business. I know men that would make my wife a better husband than I am...
• Otto: Please let me stay here. I've got nowhere else to go!
  Homer: Forget it! That lie didn't work for my dad, and it's not going to work for you!...
• My ambition is to marry a rich woman who's too proud to let her husband work.
• QOTD: "My ambition is to marry a rich woman who's too proud to let her husband work.