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• Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
• Demonstrating once again the importance of the lowly comma, this telegram was sent from a wife to her husband
  "NOT GETTING ANY, BETTER COME HOME AT ONCE....
• My ex-wife's a cat lover. I sent her a kzin for her birthday.
• There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that the pst is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "An Ideal Husband" (1895)...
• A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
  To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy....
• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, Nor the ox her husband bought he
  But thank the Lord you're not forbidden To covet your neighbor's daughter....
• One dusty July afternoon, somewhere around the turn of the century, Patrick Malone was in Mulcahey's Bar, bending an elbow with the other street car conductors from the Brooklyn Traction Company.
  While they were discussing the merits of a local ring hero, the bar goes silent....
• A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties.
  He should insult her in the privacy of the home. -- James Thurbe...