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• He who enters his wife's dressing room is a philosopher or a fool. -- Balzac
• When a man marries a women to educate her, and the women marries the man to reform him, it is not marriage
  it is a sign that two idiots have met....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• A man permits himself to be oppressed by stone, And leans on thorns and thistles.
  He enters his house and does not see his wife. Misfortune....
• A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
  After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
• Did you hear about the man who never worried about his marriage until he moved from New York to California and discovered that he still had the same milkman.