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• Incoming fire has the right of way. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #02
• Friendly fire isn't. Murphy's Second Military Law
• Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
  Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. Murphy's Seventh Military Law...
• Friendly fire isn't. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #21
• Only after a task has proven completely impossible is it time to read the reference book.
  -- Murphy's Fourth Law of Programming...
• The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. Murphy's Ninth Military Law
• The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #05...
• Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #03
• If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. -- Hill's Fourth Commentary on Murphy's Law