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• Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
  Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. Murphy's Seventh Military Law...
• The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #24...
• If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #18...
• If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap. Murphy's Eighth Military Law
• There is no such thing as military 'intelligence'. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #39
• National Airport: The combat zone.
• Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #07...
• There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #25
• Friendly fire isn't. Murphy's Second Military Law