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• The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. Murphy's Third Military Law
• Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  -- Murphy's Eighth Law...
• It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.
  -- Murphy's Thirty-First Law...
• User friendly manuals aren't. -- Murphy's Eighth Law of Programming
• Friendly fire isn't. Murphy's Second Military Law
• Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #36...
• The one item you need is always in short supply. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #41