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• Friendly fire isn't. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #21
• Incoming fire has the right of way. Murphy's Fourth Military Law
• Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
  Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. Murphy's Seventh Military Law...
• Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #03
• Incoming fire has the right of way. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #02
• User friendly manuals aren't. -- Murphy's Eighth Law of Programming
• The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose. Murphy's Fifth Military Law
• Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #14
• The seriousness of a wound received in a fire-fight is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #58...