Related:

• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
• Answering machine message: (In an operator-like voice) We're sorry, the number you have dialed, 123-4567, has been changed.
  The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....
• The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alternate number.
  Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed must be dialed by your 0 operator....
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• We are sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed.
  Please check the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance. This is a recording....
• The reality you have dialed is not in service. Please check the value of pi or consult your local deity.
• Dick: I lost your number.... Lucy: I work at the sheriff's office!
  You could have dialed 911! -- Dick Tremayne & Lucy Moran, _Twin Peaks_...
• You dialed 5483.