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• You dialed 5483.
• The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please divide by 0 and try again.
• The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alternate number.
  Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed must be dialed by your 0 operator....
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• The reality you have dialed is not in service. Please check the value of pi or consult your local deity.
• Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Vancouver Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks they dialed long distance.
  ) -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• Answering machine message: (In an operator-like voice) We're sorry, the number you have dialed, 123-4567, has been changed.
  The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....
• Dick: I lost your number.... Lucy: I work at the sheriff's office!
  You could have dialed 911! -- Dick Tremayne & Lucy Moran, _Twin Peaks_...