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• We are sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed.
  Please check the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance. This is a recording....
• Answering machine message: (In an operator-like voice) We're sorry, the number you have dialed, 123-4567, has been changed.
  The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....
• The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alternate number.
  Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed must be dialed by your 0 operator....
• We have no witnesses, no suspects, no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial `O' and ask for the police.
  That number again: `O'. -- Chief Wiggum's press conference, "The Telltale Head...
• The reality you have dialed is not in service. Please check the value of pi or consult your local deity.
• The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please divide by 0 and try again.
• ap v. To replace a pointer to a pointer with a direct pointe
  o replace an old address with the forwarding address found there....
• ap: v. To replace a pointer to a pointer with a direct pointe
  to replace an old address with the forwarding address found there....
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....