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  Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will put you through to our central base in Atlanta....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
• Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number Fourteen, I'm Number Twelve.
  Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous] _You_ outrank Mr....
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• Oriental voice:) Hello, you have reached honorable Chan's residence.
  I, Kato, will go and get honorable Chan. (Godzilla scream....
• Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
  Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
• Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
  And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art....