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• Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation.
• What is there to complain about?
• I wish to complain about this parrot.
• A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.
• People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
• They communicated by tap-dancing and farting. -- _Breakfast_of_Champions_
• Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
  Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling....
• You're about as funny as a beer fart in a space suit.