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• A beer doesn't care if you go shopping. -- Men vs. Bee
• After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
• You got the ball. You had it right there. Then ... you hit it away!
  And then ... you go and walk after it again! It's a dumb game! -- Bill Cosby...
• Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot. -- Men vs. Bee
• Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
• A beer doesn't care when you come. -- Women vs. Bee
• Beer doesn't care if you balance your checkbook. -- Men vs. Bee
• Beer won't care if you can't find the carburetor. -- Men vs. Bee
• I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....