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While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their correctness never does.
While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very reassuring to know that it's still there.
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Whistler's Law: You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.
Who cares if it doesn't do anything? It was made with our new Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process .
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Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed. -- A. E. Housma...
Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?

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